cute email i got

Why Men are never depressed.
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> oh-so-true!!! :)
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> WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
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> Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple
> creatures?
> Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take
care
> of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President.
You
> can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You
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> wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The
world
> is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station
restroom
> because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think
of
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> h way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add
> character.
> Wedding dress $500 0. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your
chest
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> you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your
feet.
> One mood all the time. !
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> Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about

> tanks.
> A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your
own
> jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If
> someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
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> Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are
more
> than
> enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are
unable to
> see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its
original
> color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only
have to
> shave your face and neck.
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> You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of
shoes --
> one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your
legs
> look.
> You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of
choice
> concerning growing a mustache.
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> You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
> minutes.
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> No wonder men are happier.
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> Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will
enjoy
> reading it